Values You wouldn't believe how little we spent on a poster to show how much you're worth. Imagination My reality isn't getting any better, but my fantasies are improving all the time. Affirmation Instilling the self-confidence kids will need to carry them through all the failure they'll experience because they weren't taught competence instead. Inadequacy If things don't improve soon, we may have to ask you to stop helping us. Tradition Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid. Pulling Together Only works when you're not jerking in opposite directions like idiots. That's why we decided to differentiate ourselves- by crushing dreams with hard truths!
Milania. Age: 22.
We trust you'll find this sufficiently motivating.
Lydia. Age: 28.
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. Multitasking The art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could. Instilling the self-confidence kids will need to carry them through all the failure they'll experience because they weren't taught competence instead.